WATCH: Uber Driver named Lovemore, asks customers to love each other less during trips
`I think Uber must do something, no kissing please... in front of a driver' is the plea from a slightly traumatised Lovemore. Can we get a 'noted'?
If you're a regular listener to Kfm 94.5's The Flash Drive with Carl Wastie, you'll be familiar with a little something called, 'we listen and we don't judge'.
The concept is simple: confess your inner most darkest secrets to the team and they will only listen, never judge, in words or reactions.
In this week's 'we listen and we don't judge' - there was a moment where the team almost judged because this 'Confession of an Uber Driver' (okay, Usher)... left us asking for someone to fetch Carl and Producers Petrus and Ashley's jaws off the floor.
An Uber Driver called in to offload but we consider this one a public service announcement too...
This driver is pleading with the public not to "make love" on the backseats (or anywhere) during their rides.
Firstly, it's difficult for the driver to concentrate on the road because he constantly has to look back at the rear view mirror when its time to overtake or change lanes but all he sees is... love making.
Secondly, it's ironic that this is happening to an Uber Driver named... Lovemore. Yes, we think his name basically just brought this moment into existence.
"With a name like that, how can people not be having sexual healing in your Uber," jokes Producer Petrus... (also, insert judgement, here).
Shame, with this one, the team tried not to judge... but it was super hard not too.
Back to the point of all this,
"I think Uber must do something, no kissing, please... in front of a driver" is the humble request, from a slightly traumatised Lovemore. Can we get a 'noted'?