Senseless Survey: 'Are pets better than kids?'

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some very important questions that he desperately needs answers to.

Are these questions senseless? Yes, but let’s be honest, they’re pretty thought provoking. 

This week’s questions include:

• As a parent did you think, let's have kids so instead of doing what you want on the weekend you can go to kids' parties where everyone coughs?
• When did you realise that your tongue rests at the top of your mouth and not the bottom?
• Are you aware that your phone flash works more as a torch than as a flash for photographs?
• Is it true that your pets are better than kids because they eat less, don’t ask for money and if they have babies you can sell them?
• How come when you see “WTF” you think “What the F**k” but when you see “LOL” you read it as “lol”?
• Do you know that in 40 years in retirement homes, people won’t be playing Bingo, they’ll be playing PlayStation?
• Why do some people behave like they are wearing Dior when they aren’t even wearing deodorant?

Which question do you think was just too much for our unsuspecting prank victim and made them put down the phone?

Catch the Senseless Survey every Monday at 8:15 am on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs.