Senseless Survey: 'Where do hamsters live in the wild?'

On Mondays, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson likes to divert from his usual prank calls and instead poses as an agent from the Senseless Bureau. 

Posing as Agent 31962, Whackhead asks our unsuspecting citizen several completely senseless questions that he needs the answers to.

This week's questions include:

• How many slices of pizza have you eaten in your life?
• Do you feel bad for your kids, because when they have to do high school math homework, you'll both be sitting at the table crying?
• Is your favourite childhood memory where you thought R100 was a lot of money?
• Why do people over 50 have phone cases that open like a book?
• When you tell your kids you are older than Google, do they believe you?
• Were you born to hustle and grind or diddly-daddy?
• Where do hamsters live in the wild?
• Do you know that the more you use a lighter, the lighter it gets?
• Did you know that the longer you don't pee, the more you pee?

Which question do you think had this unsuspecting citizen saying, "Okay, bye"?

Scroll up to find out.

Catch the Senseless Survey every Monday at 8:15 am on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs.