WATCH: Darren takes a 100-year-old tannie Bess out on a date

Meet Aunty Bess - a 100-year-old tannie who had a dream to go on a date with the one and only Darren Simpson. 

Of course, Darren made her dream come true with a cutesy, very wholesome date that was top-tier (take notes, single peeps).

But Darren was never ready for Aunty Bess' flirtatious, sassy and cheeky demur. 

On the date, Darren was the ultimate gentleman and did standard take-me-out-on-a-date things, perfectly.

He hired an Aston Martin to pick up Aunty Bess for the date, closed the door for Aunty Bess, pushed her in a wheelchair, poured her drink, enjoyed some lunch at the Blockhouse Kitchen in Constantia and exchanged some vibes.

Disclaimer: Darren disclosed Aunty Bess' 'competition' (his wife) and showed her a picture to which Aunty Bess responded with our favourite moment from the date:

Darren: 'This is your competition - my wife...'

Aunty Bess: 'Whew, why the hell is she wearing a dress?'

Darren: 'What should she be wearing?'

Aunty Bess: 'Shall I show you?'

Come on Aunty Bess - show us how to flirt.

The afternoon concluded with a young stroll... unfortunately, Aunty Bess is a one-date-wonder kinda gal and does not want a second date with Darren because she's set her sights on Kfm Mornings Producer, blue-eyed Brad... we were never ready for this cuteness overload: