Chante Hohip19 April 2024 | 11:15
12 funny weed pick-up lines to get you a date (or a sesh)
Saturday 20 April is 420, the perfectly opportunity to break the ice with your stoner crush.
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Trying to break the ice and start a conversation with someone new can be daunting, especially if you don’t have anything in common.
Good news! 20 April is 420 so if you are both weed smokers, you've hit the jackpot.
You can use the occasion as an icebreaker for some fun weed pick-up lines.
If you’re looking for a fun way to start a conversation with someone who enjoys smoking weed, try using one of these pick-up lines:
- Are you a cannabis plant? Because I wanna grow with you.
- Wanna get baked like a cake?
- You’re so cute; I’m totally kushing on you!
- Are you a joint roller? Because you sure know how to roll me over.
- Are you an edible? Because I want to take you home and eat you all night long.
- Do you wanna sesh indica (in the car)?
- Are you a joint? Because you’re smoking.
- You must be sativa because your energy is intoxicating.
- I would kush with you any day of the week!
- Damn, are you a bong? Because you are so bubbly!
- Hey, are you indica or sativa? Because I want to get high with you no matter what mood I’m in.
- Damn, are you fire? Because you’re making my heart race.
It’s not what you say but rather how you say it!